Archive for the ‘Jamie Dimon’ Category
Big Banks To MF Global Customers: We Come First
You peasants: STHU.
Clawback Risk: Here It Comes!
I hate it when I’m right….. especially about things like this.
MF Global’s burned commodity customers turned their ire from Jon Corzine to Jamie Dimon yesterday after MF’s creditor committee, led by Dimon’s JPMorgan Chase, objected to a plan to distribute $2.1 billion to customers who have seen their accounts frozen since Halloween.
In a Manhattan bankruptcy court filing, the creditors committee, which also includes Bank of America and hedge fund Elliott Management, said they want more assurances that the $2.1 billion is not their money.
Among their requests: They want customers to agree in writing that the money they receive could be clawed back.
Got it?
Even if it turns out that your funds as a customer were stolen through a rank violation of the segregation that is supposed to be in place, JP Morgan and Bank of America, among others, want to be able to claw back your money should their claims against the bankrupt entity prove up.
So much for the alleged “separation” that the entire premise of brokerages rest upon — that your free cash and margin deposits are yours and are not “investments” in the underlying business of the firm you are choosing to trade with.
If you think this risk doesn’t apply to you and you’re in the market in any way, shape or form you’re quite-simply wrong.
This sort of demand by creditors, incidentally, that allegedly-segregated funds be downgraded ex-post-facto to that of a simple creditor is an outrage.
It is my considered opinion that the firms who make such arguments, and their executives, deserve to be dismantled.
Jamie Dimon’s House of Ill Repute (JPMorgan Chase)
JP Morgan agreed to pay $211 million last week to settle allegations that it cheated local governments in 31 states by rigging the bidding process for dozens of muni bond deals.
With all the coverage on the grim jobs numbers and the stirring launch of Atlantis, you might have missed the news about JP Morgan’s settlement. Or maybe you thought it was groundhog day.
Friday’s settlement was just the latest in a series for the banking giant.
- In June, JPMorgan paid the SEC $154 million to settle charges it failed to disclose that hedge fund Magnetar not only helped choose the assets in a CDO transaction called “Squared,” but also bet against much of the deal.
- In April, JPMorgan Chase paid $75 million in fines and forfeited $647 million in fees to settle federal charges that it made unlawful payments to win municipal bond business in Jefferson County, Ala.
- In March 2010, JPM settled for $6 billion with the estate of Washington Mutual, which JPM bought from the FDIC in late 2008 for $1.9 billion. The estate claimed JPMorgan conspired to lower WaMu’s sale price by leaking false information about WaMu’s finances to federal regulators and potential rival bidders.
Meanwhile, Chris Whalen of Institutional Risk Analytics estimates JPMorgan may face up to $50 billion in additional claims stemming from lawsuits related to its crisis-era purchases of Bear Stearns and Washington Mutual. The firm is also exposed to separate settlements with state and federal regulators over illegal foreclosure and servicing practices.
“It has been our view, for some time, that banks are similar to tobacco and asbestos companies in that they are being sued by plaintiffs for a wide variety of problems,” writes Rochdale Securities analyst Dick Bove. “This means that each year for the next five to seven, there will be agreements, some wins and some losses, that will cost these companies billions of dollars. JPMorgan Chase, the nation’s second largest bank, is likely to pay a large amount of this money.”
The BP of Banking
Clearly, JPMorgan is not alone in paying big fines. UBS and Bank of America both paid fines related to muni bond rigging while Goldman Sachs got tagged with a $550 million fine for the “Abacus? transaction that was very similar to JPMorgan’s Magentar deal.
Every Wall Street firm has paid significant fines during the past decade but JPMorgan is starting to look the BP of banking. BP, you’ll recall, was cited for safety violation with far greater frequency than its competitors in the years leading up to its 2010 disaster in the gulf.
I’m not saying JPMorgan is heading for the financial version of the Deepwater Horizon fiasco, but I’d like to take Jamie Dimon to task for creating a culture where bad behavior seems to be epidemic across the bank. Other than some low-level muni bond traders, no one at JPMorgan has been held accountable for these violations, which would suggest Dimon condones the bad behavior.
Any why not? The fines JPMorgan has paid to date are a drop in the bucket of the tens of billions of dollars of government bailouts and subsidies the firm has received — and continues to enjoy — going back to the take-under of Bear Stearns in March 2008. Plus, they’re a tax write-off!
(Editor’s note: The Daily Ticker has extended an invitation to Mr. Dimon to come on the program and respond to this story.)
The World’s Best Grifter
Dimon has taken advantage of Uncle Sam’s generosity — and competitors’ missteps — to turn JPMorgan into the nation’s most powerful bank; if the price of that growth is having to pay some fines that don’t even come with a playful slap on the wrist, he’d be a fool not to pursue this business model.
Dimon is often described as the world’s best banker but these days that’s like being the world’s best grifter — only the law is working for you rather than trying to stop you.
Which brings me to the watchdogs. I’d also like to take to task the SEC, Federal Reserve, Justice Department and other federal regulators to task for failing to seek criminal charges and for what The NY Times calls a “softer approach” in pursuing cases against white-collar criminals.
Aaron Task is the host of The Daily Ticker. You can follow him on Twitter at @atask or email him at altask@yahoo.com
JPMorgan Chase Has $90 TRILLION In Derivative Exposure
Total net derivative exposure rated below BBB on JP Morgan’s $90,000,000,000,000 ($90 trillion) books currently stands at 35.4% – MUCH WORSE than Bear Stearns and Lehman‘s derivative portfolio just prior to their CRASH. JPM’s IMPLOSION will be 1000 X’s bigger than Enron!

A 90 trillion dollar financial implosion seen from space
What about JPM’s claim exposure to various lawsuits?
What’s JPM’s current market capitalization? About $160 billion
Heh Dimon (JPMorgan): Go To Hell
I don’t usually swear in the header. But this time it’s appropriate.
The head of JP Morgan has delivered a furious tirade against “banker bashing”, complaining that the entire industry is being tarred with the same brush and implying that bankers have become political whipping boys.
Oh on the contrary.
There are a lot of local banks and credit unions that did nothing wrong, and they are in fact honorable people. I bank at one of them, a local credit union.
I single out for my criticism financial institutions that do things like attempting to prevent disclosure of a lawsuit alleging fraud and double-dipping, the latter amounting to theft of investor funds.
Former Bear Stearns mortgage executives who now run mortgage divisions of Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, and Ally Financial have been accused of cheating and defrauding investors through the mortgage securities they created and sold while at Bear. According to e-mails and internal audits, JPMorgan had known about this fraud since the spring of 2008, but hid it from the public eye through legal maneuvering.
Remember that…. from two days ago?
I do.
Remember this?
The lawsuit’s supporting e-mails, going back as far as 2005, highlight Bear traders telling their superiors they were selling investors like Ambac a “sack of shit.”
Emails eh?
From the actual traders?
Telling their superiors that they were selling Ambac “A sack of shit“?
We shouldn’t “criticize” or even “bash” bankers for doing things like that?
Screwing people is supposed to be beyond reproach?
Really Jamie?
And we definitely shouldn’t bash bankers for trying to cover up that lawsuit, because, well, the people who were alleged to be responsible might still be working in the mortgage business, right?
That wouldn’t be true, would it?
They say senior traders under Tom Marano, who was a Senior Managing Director and Global Head of Mortgages for Bear and is now CEO of Ally’s mortgage operations, were pocketing cash that should have gone to securities holders after Bear had already sold them bonds and moved the loans off its books.
Mike Nierenberg, who ran the adjustable-rate mortgage trading desk at Bear and is now the head of mortgages and securitization for Bank of America, was a key player ensuring the defaulting loans Bear was buying would move off their books right after they bought them, with little concern for the firm’s due diligence standards. He was joined in this scheme by Jeff Verschleiser, his peer and Senior Managing Director on the mortgage and asset-backed securities trading desk and head of whole loan trading. He is now an executive in Goldman Sachs’ mortgage division.
Aw crap, it appears, if The Atlantic’s reporting is correct, that it is true!
If I rob a bank, can I get a job as a bank teller after I get out of prison? After all I’m a very trustworthy person who can work industriously in a banking environment…. as proven by the fact that I already know how to rob banks!
If not, can you explain why your bank tried to keep the public – and investors – from knowing that the people alleged to have robbed the bank’s clients are still working in a banking capacity all over Wall Street?
It’s just a question Jamie.
I don’t expect that you’ll answer it.
JPMorgan Chase Lied – MERS

So yesterday, early in the day, the associated press announced LINK – JPMorgan exits electronic mortgage tracking system…
NEW YORK — JPMorgan Chase’s CEO says the bank has stopped using the electronic mortgage tracking system used by major financial institutions.
JPMorgan’s CEO, Jamie Dimon, made the announcement in a conference call Wednesday to discuss the bank’s quarterly earnings.
Shortly thereafter some of the stories started to change throughout the internet…
Then CNBC Diana Olick reports LINK – JP Morgan Chase Drops Electronic Mortgage Clearing House…
It was news to me, and to the AP wires, but a spokesman confirms, JP Morgan Chase no longer uses MERS, the electronic mortgage clearing house, that is at issue now in foreclosure litigation across the country. They dropped MERS in 2008.
So I asked Kelly why they dropped MERS. First he said, “In truth some courts won’t accept MERS for foreclosures.” But then he said it was “a matter of policy.” I’m sure they don’t want to come right out and say, well, we’re not exactly sure MERS is all that legal.
So, now my question to you Mr Kelly…
If JPMorgan Chase dropped MERS in 2008, how the heck is your internal Robo-signer Barbara Hindman signing off on hundreds of thousands of documents on behalf of MERS transferring the mortgages to JPMorgan Chase?
LINK – Pigs Ass: Chase Dumped MERS Two Years Ago. (Send out an APB! Rogue JPMCB Robosigner, Barbara Hindman, on the loose!)
From Urban Dictionary: The term “pigs ass” is used in many situations. It is most commonly used when someone claims something is not true.
First you have got to get a load of this propaganda spin! “Chase doesn’t register retail-originated loans with MERS. Many of the correspondent loans we purchase are already registered on MERS as are some of the loans that we service for investors,” says spokesman Tom Kelly. CEO Jamie Dimon kind of mentioned it off-hand on the earnings call this morning without really elaborating. (here)
Oh, so Chase just dabbles in MERS?
Remember people, presumption of falsity. Everything that spews from these American predators, presumption of falsity!
Here are some assignments of mortgage in the name of MERS. What of these, Mr. Dimon? Featuring Barbara Hindman, robosigner for JP Morgan Chase, there are hundreds of thousands of these nasty things, signed by her & her coworkers, filed in land records across America! See how she signs, under the veil of MERS, for many financial institutions? See how she is masquerading as an agent of the grantor when she is really employed by the grantee? See how she’s just robosigning papers which effectuates the transfer of hundreds of thousands of dollars from any-entity-at-all to JP Morgan Chase?
If five examples aren’t enough, head over to LINK – ForeclosureHamlet.org to check out twenty more…
Remember, this is an employee of JPMorgan Chase robosigning papers while masquerading as an agent of the grantor (Multiple defunct financial institutions) when she is really employed by the grantee. (JPMorgan Chase)
For more on Barbara and others just like her, see my Guide to Looking Up Public Records for Fraud below.
The Guide was written over a year ago but the information is still relevant.
May Jamie Dimon Get His Wish
Posted by Karl Denninger
Jamie Dimon, head of JP Morgan/Chase, was quoted as saying:
“When profits fall too sharply then capital will move somewhere else, where there is more money to be earned, for example non-regulated markets,” Chief Executive Jamie Dimon said in the German mass circulation Sunday paper Welt am Sonntag.
“The question is, is that what regulators want?,” said Dimon who heads the second-largest U.S. bank.
In the German interview, he also said the banking industry could do with more influence on politicians.
I have an excellent solution to Mr. Dimon’s request.
See, JP Morgan apparently was involved in a sordid little scheme in Jefferson County, Alabama, in which a number of politicians (and their friends) decided to hand some bribes around.
The outcome of that little scheme was that a sewer system replacement wound up costing the citizens of the county twenty five times what it should have, and much of that (improper at best and illicit in all probability) extra cost went to JP Morgan.
Oh, and in addition to the outcome of this job costing the fine citizens of Jefferson County far more than it should have (that county, by the way, includes the city of Birmingham) a number of politicians and others went to prison – either as a result of a plea of “guilty” or after a trial by a “jury of one’s peers”.
It is thus entirely fair (and not libelous) to say not that there was “alleged” bribery involved but that actual bribery took place. That is, this has now been proved in a court of law, at least with regards to those who have been convicted.
To date, however, nobody from JP Morgan has been indicted or charged in connection with this sordid little mess.
It therefore seems appropriate that the best resolution to Mr. Dimon’s request would be for him to be criminally charged as the head of JP Morgan/Chase in connection with the Jefferson County case and, upon conviction, he can be placed as a cellmate with the fine politicians from Jefferson County who are already serving a sentence, thereby gaining as much “influence” on those politicians as he is willing and able to absorb!
Of course Mr. Dimon, like all Americans, is entitled to the presumption of innocence, a jury of one’s peers, and a speedy public trial. I suggest that the jury should be comprised of citizens of Jefferson County, since they were inherently part of this sordid mess of a transaction and thus are most-certain Mr. Dimon’s “peers” for the purposes of any alleged offense.









